I think we can officially declare Cleveland the nation's capital for the rape, murder and subsequent relationship of the two with sausage. And it's all thanks to one special guy, Anthony Sowell, who captured and killed no fewer than 11 women, who he had hidden in his basement or buried around his property, all while convincing his (functionally retarded?) girlfriend that the smell from the rotting bodies was all due to the sausage factory next door. Ray's Sausage, which formerly sold it's pork casings under the slogan, "Ray's - The Sausage That Doesn't Smell Like Rotting Rape Victims," was forced to change it's marketing materials. From Yahoo News:
Police have unearthed the remains of 11 women in and around the house where Lori Frazier lived with Anthony Sowell, who was indicted Monday in the case that led to the discoveries of the bodies.
"I just wondered why, why would he do this," Frazier told WOIO television news. "He took care of me, good care of me, and I never thought no bodies were in the house."
Frazier, the niece of Cleveland's mayor, told the station that she began her relationship with Sowell a few weeks after he was released from prison in 2005 after serving 15 years for attempted rape.
Ah, she is of the Cleveland aristocracy I see! It all makes sense.
Remind me later to get a summer home next to a slaughterhouse...I've got "beef" with a lot of people, if you know what I mean...










